Which Milwaukee Buck are You?

Get started with these questions...

1

Pimpish?

Yes, mad pimpish. Ladies love me.

Perhaps less so than others, but I get by.

My pimp game is foul. I haven't had pussy since pussy had me.

Yes I am strange looking, but I have been spotted buying rubbers at the Walgreens at Brady and Farwell.

2

Ever fucked around and got a triple double?

Yes. Today was a good day.

Nah, too busy diming to score.

No, but I am a presence in the post. Believe dat.

I don't pass.

3

Body hair?

I am hairless. I've even shaved my nipples off like the guy in The Wall.

A little here, a little there.

I keep my ballsack freshly shorn.

I am currently howling at a full moon.

4

Approach to nannies?

Conventional. I pay them to raise and pamper my seed(s).

I'm bulldoggin hoes on the regular, but so far no shorties.

No game, no hoes, no shorties, no nannies.

I slap the shit outta nannies.

5

Salary?

My shit is maxed out. I'm ballin y'all.

Crazy paid, nah... But, I'm payin the bills.

Dog, for real, I'm just happy to have a job.

6

I love Jesus.

True. He is my Lord and shepherd.

False. Jesus ain't all that.

7

Self-image?

I'm dope, but I'm humble.

I am the man, homey. Recognize.

I have no illusions about my own mediocrity.

8

Carrying a ghetto pass?

The hood love me. I'm straight out the mahfuckin slums, dog.

I think I might have misplaced it. Oh, wait, here it is.

Ummm...does Europe count?

The hood ain't really feeling me.

9

What does the future hold for you?

I'm dedicating my life to Christ. It's up to him.

I'm fittin to stay grindin, son.

Creepin on a come up. Big things, son.

I hope I don't get fired.

10

Prone to wildin out and slapping the shit outta fools?

Yes. If the preacher ain't hittin the psalms right, I'll slap the shit outta him.

Yes. If Walgreens cashier's outta rubbers, I'll slap the shit out of 'em.

No. But I wish I could've slapped the shit outta TJ Ford last year.

No. But if anybody slaps the shit outta me, I'll sue 'em.

Yes. I thought I told y'all. I slap the shit outta nannies.

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