The Muffin Test

You've always liked those delicious puffs of pure carbs, but did you know that every personality type corresponds to a type of muffin? Find out what kind of muffin you are!

Get started with these questions...

1

What would you order from a fast-food place?

A cool salad filled with little bits of orange and chicken and lettuce--soooooooo delicious.

I usually order by trying to read the mind of the table and finding out what it likes.

A hamburger, it's a tradition for me. They really represent fast food!

Eat at a fast-food place? Are you joking? That junk is so unhealthy, and I bet it's not environmentally sound.

Usually I get a wrap without too much sauce. I don't want to spill on my current project!

2

What clothes would you wear?

A crinkly tunic with hot pink pants and a chunky beaded necklace, with several equally chunky bangles.

An evening dress in a shift style, along with bright strappy sandals and a patterned shawl.

A cute little khaki skirt with a bright top, and my favorite earrings as well!

I don't really care--as long as it's made from organic, pesticide-free cotton and doesn't make me an object to men.

A smock over a pair of dark blue Levi's. I'm painting.

3

Mmmmm. . .dinner time! What're you eating?

Chicken Noodle Soup. It's good for colds, and for the soul.

A smoothie. With tons of exotic fruits. I have places to go!

A roast chicken dinner with leeks and wild rice--my chef prepared it.

Just coffee right now; I'm working on my novel!

It has soy and fresh veggies in it, along with all the needed nutrients.

4

Oh. My. God. You see it in the store window, and just have to have it! It's. . .

Shoes, shoes, shoes! These are truly the most gorgeous pumps ever.

Oil pastels. These ones are extra-vibrant!

Tarot cards. What's wrong with knowing what the future holds?

A book on the environment, one I've never seen before. I need to know what new atrocities are being comitted by the government.

A gold locket, just big enough to hold my baby curl.

5

You're trying out for the part in the play. What is it?

Juliet. She's so romantic and sweet. I love her!

Rachel Carson. She was a woman who understood the dangers of pesticides! And I wrote and am directing the play, so I know what she needs to do.

Baroness Elsa Schraeder. She is so stylish and elegant.

Actually, I'm not trying out--but I'll have fun backstage.

Sally Bowles. She's super bohemian.

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