Which EWA Superstar are you?

Black shorts and a cut-off t-shirt.

Blue t-shirt and 3/4 length trousers.

A mask.

A habit.

Red tights and black boots.

Anything so long as you can shine off your belt!

A trenchcoat, a bandana and fighting gloves.

Well worn blue jeans and a duster jacket.

Fancy dress.

Question

What do your friends look like?

A scarred guy in a mask and a 6' thug with blonde hair.

A midget in a mask.

Julia from TaTu.

We share a body.

A bit like Matt Steele.

A weird guy in a hood.

Savagely beaten.

Well there's this one girl who keeps hitting on me....

Apart from the face paint, they wear the same clothes I do.

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How do you greet your friends?

A kiss on each cheek and a hug.

What's a friend?

"Good morrow! How art thou?"

A chair shot to the head.

I'm rarely awy from my friends.

"Stand back folks... the Champ is here!"

"How am I feeling today?"

Say nothing.

A high five, dude!

Question

Describe your ideal partner..

A Northern Irish, flame haired vixen!

Partner? I'm celibate!

Manipulated, bound and gagged.

Two's company, three's a crowd.

I can have anybody I want!!!

A Privateer Pimp of Darkness

Masked.

I was kinda in a love triangle but it didn't work out. :o(

I don't have time for the opposite sex. I'm too busy dressing up!

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You find yourself on a message board at midnight... what are you doing?

Message board at midnight? Man, I must be drunk...

I'm running the damn thing!

I appear to be getting in a few fights....

I'm making homo-erotic jokes!

Being completely sensible as always. Right...

Not a lot. Everybody on the other side of the world's still in bed.

Admiring the fetching shade of purple.

Question

You've got one bullet.... who do you shoot?

Any of that damn Corral!

I'll do it, but only because the voices told me to!

The best looking.

Anybody who tries to make me speak!

Nobody.. guns are bad.

The Tag Team Title Holders.

Any authoritative female figure, really...

The Dolph Lundgren lookalike.

Question

What's your favorite colour?

Purple.

Black.

Whatever goes with this novelty costume...

Blue.

Red.

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