Which Communist Are You?

Communists. Like zombies, filthy swine that will one day inevitably inherit the earth. But which one are you?

Get started with these questions...

1

What do you most like to wear?

A trenchcoat and a military cap

A simple jacket.

A coat and flat cap.

Military fatigues.

A suit.

2

Who are the best sorts of people?

Peasants and farmers

Miners

Workers

3

Your enemies...

Should be brutally smashed into little pieces.

Should be mostly forgiven.

Should be shouted at until they bleed.

Should be shot if they were very naughty.

4

If you could have one type of facial hair, what would it be?

A nice bushy moustache.

Facial hair is for the weak.

A ridiculous beard.

5

What about them foreigners, eh?

Fine by me.

We don't need em.

6

What's your battle cry?

KILL! KILL! KILL!

For the people!

Death to the USA!

I refuse to negotiate with Mrs. Thatcher, and...

The outline for a workers state, is fundamentally concerned with...

7

Do you see yourself as:

Down to earth

An authoritarian

An intellectual

Suave

8

What's your biggest weakness?

Killing.

Food.

Cigars.

I'm a bit weak.

My brain is liable to explode at the worst moments

9

Have you ever obliterated a village?

No

Yes

10

What about the people?

I know what's best for them.

Whatever they say.

I'll listen to their advice.

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