The Neo-Luddite test

So are you a Flaming torch wielding Neo-Luddite?

Get started with these questions...

1

Are you a Luddite? (trust me it does get more subtle...)

Yes

No

Yes please with chips...

No, and stop asking stupid questions.

2

Would giant robots make a good last line of defence for earth?

We have the technology...

Only in japanese cartoons.

Only if we were attacked by aliens more stupid than my PC

Just hand me the big stick, I'll do it.

3

Is GPS a good thing?

Yes, it answers two of the most fundamental questions in the universe. 'Where am I' and 'What Time is it?'

It's good if you have batteries.

Gerbil Positioning System? You Pervert.

Mine only tells me where I am in relation to Eastborne...

4

Does salvation lie in science and technology?

Only if you're a toaster.

Yes. All the worlds problems can be solved by the proper application of exotic chemicals and supercomputers....

No because they still can't get the railways to run on time...

5

Have you ever obliterated a villiage?

Yes and I used a pitchfork...

Yes, but it was an accident ok?

Yeah, sizzling napalm death baby...

Not recently..

6

Are AOL CDs a good idea?

Yeah, I use AOL all the time...

Yeah I use them for coasters and bird scarers.

No. No. NO. get them out of here right now.

7

Combine Harvesters?

Chase the workers off the land.

Hey I know a song about that...

What?

I have observed them yes.

8

Is all property theft?

'Yeah', said Lenin 'but don't touch my beard.'

Only if it used to be mine...

9

Will hitting something with a big stick make it go away?

usually.

Not if you hit it hard enough.

I'll just initialize my Big Stick AutoWallop System and find out.

It usually does, then it gets it's mates and comes back to give you a kicking...

10

What is a 'Manchester Screwdriver'

A drink. Give. Now.

A Screwdriver made in Manchester. Duh!

A Heavy Blunt Instrument. Like a hammer. Only bigger.

Old Tech. I've got a cordless one from Korea.

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