The World Peace Test

This test will help you find out what World Peace looks like, according to you.

Get started with these questions...

1

What country are you from?

Israel.

USA.

UK.

France.

Netherlands.

Belgium.

Germany.

Iraq.

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2

What's your thing?

Beer. A lot of it.

Tea.

Marijuana.

Absinthe.

One or two beers.

All of the above. And more!

Coca-cola.

Coca-cola light.

3

Describe your love life

Average, you know, nothing weird or something..

It will be something holy, very special, once I get married!

Ehm. Do goats count for this question?

None of your fucking business, fucking moron!

I fuck everything that moves.

I don't have a sex life.

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4

What's your vehicle?

A camel.

Haha! I guess I'd have to say: my shoes! Haha!

Apache attack helicopter

A bike. No really.

A car.

Tricky question. I rarely move.

An Ark.

Humvee.

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5

What's your pet?

Dog.

Cat.

Goat.

Scorpion.

Pig.

Rat.

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6

What's your political position?

Religious. God gave us laws.

Communist.

Left wing.

Can't say. There are so many issues, and so many possible answers.

Green. We should care about the environment.

Fascist.

Right wing.

Very right wing.

7

What's for lunch?

Big Mac with fries.

Sushi.

Falafel.

Bratwurst.

Pizza.

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Nothing.

Bread and cheese, please.

Prayer.

8

Describe your level of education

Huh? Education?

University.

High school (graduated).

I get my education from God.

None.

High school (expelled).

Don't bother me, I'm busy earning some honest money.

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