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Question

If you were to see an old man lying on the pavement after his zimmer frame spontaneously combusted, would you?

Laugh uncontrollably

Lift him up, whilst stealing his wallet and then allow him to give you a mint imperial

Lift him up with your super-strength generated from the aspect of another human being in danger, then carry him home and refuse to collect a reward as you are such a suck-ass

Just pick him up because he blocking the damned path

Question

If you saw a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex drop a £20 note, would you:

Pick it up and think "your loss, love"

Pick it up and do the righteous, honest thing by giving it back to it's rightful owner

Pick it up and do the righteous thing by flirting with him/her and spending the money to buy him/her drinks later (because (s)he would have had to spend it on you anyway, right?)

Pick it up, and call the vicitm over. Then give them the note back, and suggest further interactions

Question

You find out a friend of yours has joined the infamous "Greeenpeace". You treat them:

Like they are a tool

Like they don't exist

Like they are God's gift and begin picking up litter erattically

Like they are doing the right thing (save the whales 'n' all that)

Question

You have a large bubble of gas, just prying itself out of your butt-cheeks. It is a big one, You decide to:

Hold it in to try and delay the almighty procedure until you are at home

Haul it out! Share the glory!

Ease it out, trying to avoid noise

Question

Congratulations...you farted!!! But whoops, someone smelt it! What do you do:

Smile gingerly, trying to be inconspicuous

Claim it, because it was summat to be proud of

Pretend you can't smell it

Blame it on the public fat kid, who (at that moment in time) is sweating due to his high cholestrol level

Question

What is your ideal pet?

Dog

Cat

Robot

Tasmanian Devil

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If you were to see an old man lying on the pavement after his zimmer frame spontaneously combusted, would you?

If you saw a particularly attractive member of the opposite sex drop a £20 note, would you:

You find out a friend of yours has joined the infamous "Greeenpeace". You treat them:

You have a large bubble of gas, just prying itself out of your butt-cheeks. It is a big one, You decide to:

Congratulations...you farted!!! But whoops, someone smelt it! What do you do:

What is your ideal pet?

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