Deadly Blade of Doom Test

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fight, AND THIS IS TO SLAUGHTER THE HELPLESS MASSES!

Get started with these questions...

1

Pick a card... ANY CARD!

6 of spades

10 of diamonds

9 of diamonds

9 of clubs

Ace of spades

4 of clubs

10 of hearts

Joker

2

what the hell was that last question?

you ass, you just picked random cards!

There is a secret voodoo spell on the cards that corresponds to the souls of ancient fallen warriors who weilded a certain weapon!

What, there was a meaning?

Yeah, super-dooper whoopty crap... Who gives a fuck?

3

Did you take the last question sereously?

yes

no

maybe, what's it to ya?

4

What is the correct answer to "why"?

Because I said so?

Why not?

Don't make me slit your throat!

Well, it would be nice if you did...

(no answer, just rob them when they leave)

Because my sword is bigger!

Because.

5

Pick a color...

checkered, it aint a color, but it ROCKS

Does the "Jolly roger" count?

Black like the night

Green

Floral and decorative (still not a color)

Blue

Purple

Checkered (damn it people, this was the first anser and it aint a color!)

6

What is the number of the answer of the last question you answered?

1

2

9

3

why do you care?

I didn't answer, it's all in your head!

Hmmm.... Do you think those roses are pretty too?

Them's fightin' words!

7

How do you fight?

Loud, Big and drunk!

Dirty and with fractured grammer.

They will never hear you coming

Noble styles, good distance

five words, "with ramen in LEFT hand"

Regular I guess...

Hiding behind the american.

I don't, I run like fuck!

8

Do you really want the katana?

yes.

HELL YES!

No way!

What does it matter, I won't get it.

I can just steal it from whoever does.

It's way too long, it will hinder my move silently checks.

No way, it is way to short, give me some distance baby!

Does WOODEN SWORD mean anything to you?

9

insert catch phrase here***

MMMM... BEER!

ARRRRRR!!!!

......................

Please don't kill me!

Fall by my hand!

How pretty!

10

Is this the final question?

I think so.

I hope so.

Maybe.

Yes.

please no!

Party time!

Last call for alchohol (better get me a drink to go)

It was fun while it lasted...

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