Are you addicted to sex?

Straight away, if you can.

Once she's drunk enough to forget it.

If things develop after a few dates.

If the first date goes well.

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How would you go about seducing a fit co worker.

With plenty of sweet words and a few drinks.

With a lot of drinks and vigourous attempts.

You wouldn't. You'd get seduced.

Youd sit back and relax.

You'd persuade him/her it's gonna be worth it, and use protection.

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Whats your ideal party?

Loads of drinks and girls.

Make out games like 7 minutes of heaven.

Music, a live band, and some girls.

A casual hook up with your friends, maybe some food and cake.

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Whats your last thought before sleep?

Work/School in the morning.

That was so good last time.

I havn't called her in a while, need to do it tommorow.

You wouldn't sleep. Theres a girl next to you wating for it.

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Whats the ideal film to see with your gf/bf?

A scary film. She'll rest on you all the way through.

A comedy. Some good laughs.

A wild, crazy teensexcomedy like american pie, enough to give your girlfriend ideas. and you too.

Something with a good plot, you don't want her to get bored.

Anything, you wont be watching it anyway!

Something boring, you can give your girlfiriend ideas for the sake of it.

Something that is action packed, scary for her, but just what you like!

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Your girlfriend calls off your cinema date, but you've got the tickets, who do you invite?

Some random girl in the street, you can get what you wanted that way!

Your dad or brother, you need some time to catch up.

A best friend, someone you can joke with and wait for next time.

Any friend who can make it, better if they're a girl though.

You wouldn't, youd go home and wallow in self pity feeling rejected.

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