Are you retarded?

This is a test to show how retarded you truly are. be aware that the next few words, only retards would understand.
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Hello

Get started with these questions...

do you find yourself in odd situations such as missing limbs and fingers?

yes

duhhhhhhhhhh

are you a fat lazy drunkerd that is still a virgin in many ways?

yep

no!

i'm fat

i'm lazy

i'm a virgin

do you like to eat cow crap?

yes

no!

duhhhhhhhhhhrgh

*munches on cow crap* huh?

what do you think about when you Mastacate?

food

boobs

women

myself

Masticate means chew.

i knew that

really?

*jacks off* say what now?

do you chew on your pencils, even after your mom put rat poison on it because you said it was the rats?

yes

of course...not

*chew chew chew*

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