The Scary Movie Character Test

I don't know. I just moved here.

Omigosh. I'm never going back. I don't ever want to talk to Tod again!

Well, turn down the road then you see the big football stadium. It's right next to that.

It is approximatly 205.7 yards from the intersection of Mercy and Shaner.

Hey baby... You looking for a good time?

Here, I'll show you!

It's right across the street from the cemetary. That's where all my friends are burried.

Question

How many friends do you have?

Oh baby. I've got a lot of friends. You know what I'm sayin'?

I'm just getting acquainted with everyone.

Dude, I've got a lotta friends.

Don't even go there. I don't need anymore crap from anyone. Everything is so hard! Does everyone hate me?

I have a lot of friends online. I meet them in internet chat rooms!

Friends? I suppose I do have a few. Why do you ask?

Depends. The total tends to fluxuate...

Question

Imagine you are at a school dance. What are you doing?

Dancin' with my girl dude.

Helping people have the most fun possible!

I'm only at the dance for a few minutes. You know? Eh?

I'm never going to a school dance ever again! Everyone thinks I'm fat!

I'm trying to meet some hot new friends.

I'm getting my groove thingy on dawg. Peace to my momma.

Doing something naughty...

Question

You're at home alone and you hear a weird noise. What do you do?

Is that someone trying to scare me? Omigod, everyone hates me!

No need to check it out. It was probably just the wind or something.

Maybe I'm going to get some if I go towards the sound!

Dude, stop making that noise, I'm going to grab my baseball bat and check it out!

I don't really know the way around my house. I'll take the long way and check it out.

I'm too busy playing World of Warcraft dude! Whatever!

Make another one.

Question

All my friends are...

Older than me.

In my relative age range.

I don't care.

I don't know. I meet them online.

In trouble...

Question

Can you drive?

Nope.

Duh.

Of course. I drive everyone.

What is that supposed to mean!?

I'm am an amazing driver and escape artist.

I'm just learning to drive.

Question

Are you a virgin?

Yup.

What are you trying to say? Are you saying I'm easy?

No I am not.

Other.

Question

Your realize there is a killer loose. You see a hockey stick. You...

Arm yourself with it.

Scream at it hoping it will aide your cause.

Try to use your amazing psi powers only to realize you're out of mana.

Take it and run off in a random direction.

Are already dead...

Drop your knife for the hockey stick.

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