Who are you?

you may have been battered about the head with a baseball bat, or walked in to a door and fallen unconscious, whatever, but you've forgotten everything except this website adress. the question is, who are you?

Get started with these questions...

1

you see a village lying around on your travels, what do you do?

obliterate it

raid it of its cheese supplies

run away - there might be people living there

scowl at its inhabitants

check if it has a bavarian church nearby

2

what is you're prefered choice of drink?

sweet, nourishing vodka

cider

ooh gimme!

drink, what, sorry? *falls over*

i'm good ta

3

Describe your hair:

better than that bitch danielles!

red

RED!

i didnt dye it blonde!

blocpartyish

4

what are you doing right now?

looking at yourself in a shiny surface

getting down to the funky disco beat

singing

wallowing in my pig sty

wouldn't you like to know...

5

yo safe homie

*safe*

ahh get away from me!

*safe* duuuuude

*punch*

*raises eyebrow* *punch*

6

how would you describe yourself?

Awesome

a shack of crap

Funky

German

Crazy

7

why are you still doing this?

i'm not, screw you

because i really have no idea who i am. im so confused....

a lack of something better to do?

hey u cant call me sad, u made this piece of crap!

i'm not, its all a figment of your imagination

8

why do u think u might have lost your memory?

i fell over in a vodka induced stupor?

maybe the hair dye did something funny to my brain

i bet the rest of you did it, youre all against me!

too much moshing.

i walked into a filing cabinet?

9

your face

die

you wish

screw you and your stupid quiz

your mum

your mum's face

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