What Sort of Hipster Are You?

You're everywhere. You invade the bars, the coffeehouses, the bookstores, the streets. You're young, hip, and all the rage. Take this short test and discover just what sort of up-and-coming hipster you really are.

Get started with these questions...

1

It's Saturday night and you are:

On stage.

Drinking a beer and watching a band.

In your studio, downloading digital images.

Reading, drinking wine, and crying.

Having a drink, hanging out with close friends, and watching the latest new release from Blockbuster.

Sitting at the bar, sipping a martini, and entertaining a whole slew of friends.

2

To you, "work" means:

Getting up before noon.

Finding the Verve's "Voyager 1" on blue vinyl.

Writing a chapter in your soon-to-be-published semi-autobiographical novel.

Your office cubicle, fresh coffee, and a stack full of reports waiting to be read.

Finding the right pair of jeans to match that really great top you found at the Salvation Army.

Two hours of painting, an hour downloading images, two more hours of painting, three hours of brainstorming about your next project, and an hour at the art supply store.

3

Your mode of transportation:

Your friends' or parents' or sister's car.

A 2004 Nissan Maxima.

A 1997 VW Jetta.

Your grandmother's old Buick.

A diesel car that runs on grease.

A 1994 Honda Civic.

4

Currently, your favorite album is:

The Shins' "Chutes Too Narrow"

The Best of Belly

The Streets' "Original Pirate Material"

Anything by the Rolling Stones

Sarah McLachlan's "Afterglow"

Leonard Cohen's "Songs of Love and Hate"

5

Your wardrobe consists of:

Corduroys, button-up shirts, and Doc Martens.

Those jeans and that shirt you wore yesterday and the day before.

Jeans, a black t-shirt, and your messenger bag.

Jeans, an obscure band t-shirt, and Converse.

Polyester pants, a matching vintage shirt, a jean jacket circa 1972, and cool sneakers.

Loose jeans with a belt, thin t-shirt, and ski jacket.

6

Your drink of choice:

Coffee.

Whiskey.

PBR.

Wine.

Gin & Tonic.

Sake.

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