How Homogay are you?

Ever sat at home staring at the ceiling wondering how homo you are? I know I sure haven't but thats okay this isn't about me, it's about you. So take the test and don't lie. I know you will probably lie a whole bunch but that's okay, you are really just lying to yourself. I mean just because R.Kelly is trapped in the closet doesn't mean you have to be. This test should help you come to terms with your homogayness.

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you listen to lil wayne?

Hells! I even know the name of where weezy grew up

Sometimes. Hes okay but his weird muscles ferak me out.

no way

Lil wayne? is he a midget?

2

Do you enjoy Pepsi Slurpees?

Yes. Far moer than the coke ones. I have actually put some thought into the quality of my slurpees.

I like the coke ones better

Slurpees are nasty and give me tummy aches

Actually I put candy int he empty cup and then fil the top with slurpee.

3

Do you have a Kanji Tattoo?

unfortunatly so.

no

4

Have you ever become obsessed with finding the perfect pair of jeans?

Yes infact I was preocupied with Paper Denim but setteled for Energie.

No Do I look homo to you?

Not really. I am too cool to care about clothes

never ever.

5

Did you ever build mini Rock and Roll sets when you were 12?

yes

No

6

Do you have a toad for a soul?

oops nevermind that is someone else....

7

Do you have a crush on Michael ian black?

He is so dreamy! I also have a crush on this other guy names ian from this band I know...but Im straight I swear!

I dont play for that team

8

Do you have a homopod?

Fuck off its a karate pod!

yah I do. and I reaaaaaly love it.

nope

What the fuck is a homopod?

9

Have you been going arround writing on peoples mirrors after you shower in their bathrooms?

Yah. I think its realllllllllly cool.

nah man that kinda this is stricktly for the gays

sometimes if I feel like it

never

10

Do you know what Max's is?

'Of course'

hell no

Not sure

11

Do you recieve text messages from people who are in the same vehicle as you?

Yes. We are nerds. Big time.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Sometimes.

no. fuck you.

12

Did you ever go to some graffiti jam in montreal wearing slippers? Oh I mean 'house shoes'?

I definitly did

why would I do that?

nope

13

Did you climb a fence while you were at it?

Yah and there are pictures to prove it

No. Im far too reserved for that type on tomfoolery

I might have. I dont remember

nope

14

How do you feel about chocolate chip Ice cream?

That shit is ass!

I love it

Its okay

15

do you say o-live or A-live ?

Alive

Olive

16

Hey I think I lost my lip balm at your house that time.........u ever find it?

you are an ass

17

Are you shook?

Nah never

Only when I think my internet empire has been invaded by hackers

sometimes here and there

all the time

18

Have you ever stolen cheese?

Why would I steal cheese when I could steal something worthwhile?

stealing is wrong

no.

Yah a whole bunch, colby jack, string, cheddar even!

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How Homogay are you?

Get started with these questions...

Do you listen to lil wayne?

Do you enjoy Pepsi Slurpees?

Do you have a Kanji Tattoo?

Have you ever become obsessed with finding the perfect pair of jeans?

Did you ever build mini Rock and Roll sets when you were 12?

Do you have a toad for a soul?

Do you have a crush on Michael ian black?

Do you have a homopod?

Have you been going arround writing on peoples mirrors after you shower in their bathrooms?

Do you know what Max's is?

Do you recieve text messages from people who are in the same vehicle as you?

Did you ever go to some graffiti jam in montreal wearing slippers? Oh I mean 'house shoes'?

Did you climb a fence while you were at it?

How do you feel about chocolate chip Ice cream?

do you say o-live or A-live ?

Hey I think I lost my lip balm at your house that time.........u ever find it?

Are you shook?

Have you ever stolen cheese?

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