What Kind of Barrowdowner Are You???

Saying a little prayer for this brand new day!

Craving my eggs and sausage and a cup of tea.

I'm a little woozy from last night, to be honest.

I'm freaking about what to wear, per usual!

Just woke up from a nightmare that involved marauding Barbie dolls...

I need to floss my teeth, comb my hair, shine my shoes, and still make it everywhere on time! AAAAAAAH.

What?! I'm on my 45th dead Orc! 46...47...What do you mean I'm dreaming?

Question

The "I'm too sexy" song is blaring on the morning radio show. Is there anything you're too sexy for?

Ok, you know what? "Sexy" is a bit inappropriate.

My Arwen action figure? But no....

Shirt! And cat! Hee hee!

Idiotic compatriots, who are known as the human race.

Subordinates, of course. Better keep them in place!

For you.

For those beastly Yanks.

Question

During breakfast you realize your favourite cartoon is on the television! Which one is it?

I have no time for cartoons. But if I did, it would be"Pinky and the Brain."

Old-style Disney! Wholesome, family friendly, etc.

The ones with lots of blood and gore. Why?

Ok, um, I think I'm a little too old for cartoons.

Vintage anime, Pink Panther, "Waking Life" was amazing...

Well the old Lord of the Rings cartoon isn't THAT bad...

Bugger, do we really have to get into this now? The only cartoon I can even think of is "Yellow Submarine."

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Look outside! It's a freaking monsoon! Your reaction?

Oh dear. At this rate, it might even rain!

It's official. God hates me.

Ah, let's see, I've got the umbrealla, the rain boots, are my tires up for this weather? Yes they are.

Ooo! A chance to wear my new designer rain-coat!

Well, the Fellowship has been through worse, so I'm not going to complain.

My, my! It's like the Great Flood out there! Better tell the pets to organize themselves in pairs!

An excuse to be late! Lie down in the lounge, blow some smoke-rings, call a few select friends...

Question

Rain or no rain, you have to go out eventually. Where are you headed?

Someplace far away from people. Like the city morgue.

To run top-secret super-important errands. Stop following me! You're breaking my concentration!

I suppose the weather calls for a stop at the pub.

Turn my collar up and head for a glass of wine at this new place that nobody knows about yet.

To a friend's house! And maybe Starbucks later!

Someplace quiet where I can finally start my amazing fanfic about an epic battle between Elves and Dwarves.

Somewhere fun. But wholesome! Geez, places like that are so rare theses days...

Question

Your day brightens up when you realize that there is a crumpled gift certificate stuffed in your pocket. Crap! It expires today! What are you buying and where?

A cool new sword at the fantasy shoppe next door.

A new Lacoste polo.

Some new gadgets from the electronics counter to keep me up-to-date and organized

Some enlightening stuff for the soul at the bookstore.

Rat poison at the housewares department. Nevermind the fact that I despise the mall, sometimes you have to make sacrifices.

Pop in for a bottle of scotch from the grocer's next door.

Vintage stuff at the local thrift store.

Question

At the store, you run into an old friend who insists on chatting for a bit. What do you two blabber about?

Just the usual gossip. Who's dating whom and whatnot.

All those poor lost souls that both of us know, and how to help them.

The people we despise. Makes for a long conversation.

Politics. Failures and successes. No time for small-talk.

I want to know their opinion about posing nude for this hot new artist I've recently discovered. What? Close your mouth, dear.

Blazes, these "old friends" always insist on making such tedious conversation. Perphaps I will smile and nod and they will go away on their own.

I'd love to have a deep discussion about the Inklings.

Question

On your way home, you notice that the movie theater is having a series of cool screenings. You're tempted to pop in and see if any of your idols feature prominently in it. Who are they?

Bond. James, Bond.

I like Kubrick. You know why? Because he's not for kids and he doesn't apologize for his psycho movies.

I'm not really a fan of idolatry. Ha ha. Steven Spielberg is Ok though. And Peter Jackson, obviously. Ooh. Maybe they have "The Passion" too?

Alfonso Cuaron, Andrey Zvyagintsev, Lukas Moodysson, Sofia Coppola,et cetera.

I'm a bit partial to Monty Python myself. If not, I'll just settle for anything remotely clever.

You mean, besides Peter Jackson?

I'm going to be blunt....Bring on the eye-candy!

Question

When you finally make it home, you get besieged by your friends and dragged for a night out! Suddenly, you find yourself in a club. What are you up to?

Chatting with the owner.

Standing against the wall practicing my "#$%@ off" expression.

Trying to make sure that I don't get bounced out for being underage! And having a blast, of course!

Checking to see if they have anything decent at the bar.

I'm in the VIP lounge, if it's not too tacky.

I'm terribly confused.

I want to go home. The horrible lifestyle being promoted here is more than I can take.

Question

One more thing: Before you make it to bed tonight, you log onto the Barrowdowns online forum (of course). What do you do?

I do some quizzess, maybe a little role-playing, some literary discussion...Yeah, this is going to take a while.

Get into a conversation with someone about spirituality and Lord of the Rings. Hey! Those are fun!

Make sure that everything is in perfect order. Hey, stop talking about badgers and talk Tolkien! I said ORDER.

Goof off with my friends!

Change my signature to something even more edgy.

Find a clever conversation and enhance it with my presence. Throw in a few puns. Have a laugh. Take the p*ss out of all those snobbish experts.

Get into a lengthy argument with some unsuspecting souls. What? I need to vent.

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What Kind of Barrowdowner Are You???

Get started with these questions...

Good morning sunshine! Did you drool on your pillow again? What are you up to?

The "I'm too sexy" song is blaring on the morning radio show. Is there anything you're too sexy for?

During breakfast you realize your favourite cartoon is on the television! Which one is it?

Look outside! It's a freaking monsoon! Your reaction?

Rain or no rain, you have to go out eventually. Where are you headed?

Your day brightens up when you realize that there is a crumpled gift certificate stuffed in your pocket. Crap! It expires today! What are you buying and where?

At the store, you run into an old friend who insists on chatting for a bit. What do you two blabber about?

On your way home, you notice that the movie theater is having a series of cool screenings. You're tempted to pop in and see if any of your idols feature prominently in it. Who are they?

When you finally make it home, you get besieged by your friends and dragged for a night out! Suddenly, you find yourself in a club. What are you up to?

One more thing: Before you make it to bed tonight, you log onto the Barrowdowns online forum (of course). What do you do?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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