Are you a cranky little midget pirate with gas?

Ever wonder if you're a cranky little midget pirate with gas? Well, wonder no more! This test will tell you whether you are or not.

Get started with these questions...

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Do you have a ship?

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What is your ships name?

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Do you live for adventure?

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Have you ever killed a guy for something trivial?

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Do you plunder the Spanish ports for treasure?

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