Who the hell are you anyway?

This gem of a test will not only identity exactly who you are, but also tell you where you are heading! Now isn't that exciting???

Get started with these questions...

1

What colour hair would you prefer?

Dark blonde

Black, jet black

Bleached blonde

Highlighted

Ginger

Brown

Red, all the way baby!

Purple streaks of wool

"Strawberry blonde" aka ginger

2

What band do you prefer?

The Walkmen

Jefferson Airplane

Duran Duran

Pink Floyd

Shania Twain

Pulp

Radiohead

John Cale

3

Which subject in school would you prefer?

Philosophy

English literature

History

Art

Geography

Physics

Maths

French

4

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

No

I have considered it

5

If you had to choose a drag queen name what would it be?

Paddy Chiffon

Frederick Napkin

Aristotle Smith

Love Pump

Caution O'Hare

Velvet Winton

6

Do you seek fame?

Yes

No

7

Do you seek fortune?

Yes

No

8

Lastly, what of the following do you imagine sounds like the sort of thing you would say?

"I'm saving it for later!!!"

"Are those... Slippers?"

"It's a bit Sgt. Pepper isn't it?"

"Wock n Woll!!"

"Auntie wants a shower now"

"What do you mean a cat army?"

"But what's wrong with taking your shoes off in a pushboat?"

"I LOVE CHLOE SEVIGNY"

"I want to get married in Vegas!"

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