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Get started with these questions...

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You've just arrived in a new town. You immediately:

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Wizards are:

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What's the best way to test for trapdoors?

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It's late at night, the moon is full, and you notice that your partner is turning hairy. What do you do?

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A portable hole:

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Given the choice, you'd rather have:

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Describe a hill giant.

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You are in a cave when your torch goes out. You:

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Your deity tells you to walk on hot coals. You promptly:

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You find out that the ship you are on is manned by vicious, savage buccaneers. You:

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What makes your mouth water?

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What is a bard?

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What scares you the most?

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Which would you take as your share of the loot?

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Someone in your party is a thief. It is probably:

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You are trapped by a cave-in. You immediately:

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Your favorite choice for a pet would be:

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How can you detect for evil alignment among your henchmen?

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What is the first thing you should say when you spot a bugbear?

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If there's anything you hate, it's:

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Witches:

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There's nothing more exciting than:

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What heals all wounds?

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Select a title for your self.

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Keep an eye on your fellow traveler. He might be:

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A princess is trapped in a dragon's cave. You should:

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What's the most important thing about making camp?

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The best kind of partner is one with:

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If you had to choose one of four doors before you, which would it be?

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In matters of life and death, you should:

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If you find the thief who stole your horse, money bag, and provisions, you should:

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Before you'd ever abandon your friends, you'd rather:

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"Halt!" means"

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If asked what is your price for a dirty adventuring job, what do you say?

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You find yourself alone and unarmed in a cave with 100 hungry, carnivorous apes. What is your next move?

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You must never forget:

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The best way to handle a poisonous spider is:

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And ogre invites you to dinner. You should:

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You find a dwarf chained in a cell. He says that he'll lead you to lots of treasure if you release him. You should:

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There's a disguised dragon in the room. It must be:

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Your castle has been overrun by hobgoblins. You've been fighting and running from them all day, and have finally managed to hide from them. Then, Robin knocks over a vase. You then:

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You are trapped in a 10' x 10' room and the walls are closing in. What do you do?

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What's the best way to catch a golem?

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What's a good sign that you've had too much to drink?

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What's a druid good for?

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If you were told that a treasure lay in a hole in the wall, would you stick your hand inside?

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How strong are you?

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Do you think there should be rights for orcs.

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Describe a daring deed.

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What is the best thing you can say about skeletons?

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