Which University of Hull Scarborough Campus year 2004 Theatre student type are you?

I put on a persona of durability, and bear the agony as it comes.

Oh, there's so much pain I can hardly feel it any more...

I slosh it away with a half-bottle of teuqila, as soon as my work's done.

Too busy for pain! Must photocopy propoganda for the Union!

Pain? No, I'm cool. Need a light?

I restyle my hair. And dye it pink.

I busy myself carrying fresnel lamps and brightly-coloured cardboard for the latest extra-curricular show.

What pain? I'm too involved in thinking about something else. Anything else...

Question

What are you wearing?

Black, with pictures of Satan and thunderbolts and stuff.

Something wubly and comfortable.

Something smart or endorsed by the HUUSC. Either way, it shows I'm a team player.

It depends. What's tonight's dress code?

Pink.

Something small and quirky, kinda European, which emphasises my unique temperament.

Exciting shades of beige and blue, as might be encountered in nature, oh, free me from my deemons!

Something black but smart, with a pair of leather gloves. I'm carrying a portfolio.

Question

What are you drinking, mate?

No, no more! Oh, Christ almighty, I'm so jiggered but you are worse.

Whatever my one hundred friends are ordering.

J.D! Absynth! And bright, sparkly liquids which serve as a reminder of the FUN I'm having! PSYCHE!

Anything, as long as I'll fit in.

J.D! Absynth! And bright, sparkly liquids which serve as a reminder of how special I am!

What am I drinking? smoking? what? when?

Anything, as long as it alleviates my depression.

Anything that smells nice. I still have my sense of smell.

Question

What is your view on the current political situation in Albania?

Did we have a lecture on that? Oh, that's so pointless, I'm glad I didn't go.

I'm afraid I haven't read as much as I wish I had about politics, but most wartorn countries make good scenarios for Macbeth.

I've read a little about it and decided it'd be great for a production of, erm, The Scottish Play.

What's going on in Albania?

I've been too busy with my own politics. Have you seen our election posters?

I don't care. Not in a bad way, but I've got my own problems to sort out.

[inappropriate joke about Pope john Paul II]

[inappropriate joke about Pope john Paul II followed by "sorry, that wasn't nice and he's not Albanian is he?"]

Question

Thinking about changing your course?

Quitting is for peeps who can't take the heat, like Eyebrows and that other girl whose name I've forgotten.

No, I've dug my grave and I'll lie in it, as it were, a decaying corpse or vampire perhaps.

Well, I do sometimes wish I'd taken an English course.

When I get out of here I'll get involved in something extra, but it sure as hell won't be acting after this.

I wish I'd taken pure Digital Arts.

This degree is so unimportant compared to my position on the Council of Whatsname and my job on the side and my social commitments as well.

Well, hopefull my talent will be enough get me a job afterwards... I hope. If I want more on my CV, I'm willing to shift into other areas: directing, writing perhaps as a meas to an end.

I'll grin and bear it, if all else fails I can get a little quiet job and be a part-time performer. If you really want to do something you'll work at it.

Question

I'm going to kill myself. Talk me out of it!

Heh, me too mate! Here's to that - our death! Have some pizza.

Well, life is pretty rubbish at times, but that's going too far. Just let me take some mental notes.... OK, done. can I help?

You said that last time. I think you'd do an excellent job, but not right now.

Talk you out of it? I'll help you... with my "killing gloves"!

Death is one with the art of theatre. Don't succumb to your pain. Repress it, and use it at a later time for the benefit of your performance.

No, mate, don't. I can't be arsed with this, I've got too many other things to get done today.

That's just stupid. If anyone has a reason for that, it's me.

I'd say I empathise, but to tell you the truth I've had very little, y'know, hands-on experience with this sort of thing. My advice is not to go ahead with it.

Question

What have you lost?

My keys.

My friends.

My soul. Did you know in the middle ages they buried actors outside graveyards?

The plot. Its very structure has dissolved around me.

My self-restraint! PSYCHE!

My coursework. But I'll do it again next five minutes I get free.

My memory... you say I head-butted someone? Oh, dear. That's really not who I am at all.

My work. but I'll file a mitigating circumstances form saying I was attacked.

Question

So, have you done the reading for tomorrow's lecture?

Yes.

Yes. I'm here for a degree. So many people on this course I don't have time for.

I wish I had, because my brain feels starved and suffocated. But I have such APATHY right now, you can't conceive it!

Have I done the reading? Have I been coming to the lectures?

Noooo, silly! But I'll do it tomorrow! Well, I might do.

Yeah - I thought it was groovy!

Have you got notes on it I can borrow and photocopy while I'm at my meeting?

No. And I'm actually horrified at my lack of discipline.

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Which University of Hull Scarborough Campus year 2004 Theatre student type are you?

Get started with these questions...

How do you cope with the pain?

What are you wearing?

What are you drinking, mate?

What is your view on the current political situation in Albania?

Thinking about changing your course?

I'm going to kill myself. Talk me out of it!

What have you lost?

So, have you done the reading for tomorrow's lecture?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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