which measles sister are you?

take it, sit in the corner until you've had enough to dance dance dance

"no thanks, i'm an alcoholic"

"i'm all about the drugs, man" then retreat off to do bad things...

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cheeseburger with fries? yes?

"i'm a level five vegan, i don't eat anything that casts a shadow"

i'm gonna get fat "yes, please!"

"yea and could you take off the bread, i'm on the atkins diet, mmk"

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what's that hanging out of your pocket there, little one?

"that'd be a white rag, asshole, you're fuckin with them, you're fuckin with me"

"o no, did my hummus and sprouts fall out? :( i was saving those for the street kids"

"that's a wad of money, nigga what?"

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what kind of music do you listen to?

punk

emo

80's

some country

rap!

like, um green day and weezer and the sex pistols, you know, punk

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what kinda kids do you hang out with?

all kinds, idc what you look or smell like or what you listen to, if you're cool, you're cool

street kids mostly...

pfft, only my bros from the hood

whoever the flip i want to

my new friend, george... who happens to be a racoon with a broken leg

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your weekend usually consists of...

skipping a show i planned to go to all week cuz i have no money and instead hanging out with my hot guatemalan boyfriend

getting really trashed and doing dumb stuff and hanging out with street kids who i'll never see again after a week

going to the club with the homies

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you see a cow, you...

run! then scream from far away in a tree... "i promise i don't eat your friends"

pet it and make friends

shoot it, chop it up, grill it, and eat it

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how often do you eat?

all the damn time

i live on $3 a day... sometimes i go overboard and get extra vegan tortillas... i'm such a bad person! god must hate me!

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your life's ambition?

be a mommy and a wife

change the world

help people who are hungry

do two chix at the same time

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when you use hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol, what comes to mind?

clean clean clean! yay!

this smells like vodka... screwdriver... alcoholism...

who the fuck washes their hands, i mean, cmon

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someone offers to buy you something bc you're pretty, you...

say thankee, and disregard their feelings entirely

punch em in the face

feel bad for an eternity, even tho you told them it wouldn't be right...

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gay ppl?

ewwwww!!!

gay ppl are ppl too, just like animals

i am gay!

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is your bf hot?

well...

YESSS! and he's a guat

well he has a nice ass....

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special talents?

i can pee standing up

i give good. hugs.

well this one time i found this lubrication under my car seat...

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