Which of my sexy friends are you?(pictures of sexy friends included)

Black. Wait, no-bule. No, red. Umm....silver?

NOT the white streak in my hair

What color is jack daniels?

It really does not matter, as long as it's cute like me. ^_^

Monochrome

Fuchsia or bright things like glitter and rainbows.

Orange. Rainbow. umm...what else?

Black. And if anger were a color, that too.

Blue. Everything. But not Illyria.

PinKy n BlackY!!

Question

This one should be easy. Which food do you love, or at least find yourself eating all the time?

Nachos. And pie. Yummm...

Popcorn

My ice cream is better that your ice cream.

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.

Choco-tacos and Chapupas!

Sushi and pizza definantly taste better than thin feels.

My boyfriend feeds me too much(angry face)

I try to eat healthy, but you just can't resist all that good stuff, sometimes.

I'm always hungry and stealing other people's food but I'm still really freaking skinny.

RICE!!!!!!

Question

Decisions, decisions...If you were allowed to get rid of something of yours for forever, what would it be?

Ummm...nothing...(hides pills)

Maybe a little weight or a bad habit? Nothing too terrible.

I would say my mind, but I guess it's too late.

I want to lose myself. On an Island. With a boy in a dress.

My virginity.

Anything but my boyfriend and my Prozac.

Nothing, I'm perfect.

About a thousand pounds because i'm not already anorexic.

My mother.

MY little Sister

Question

Alright. Pick a quote, any quote that seems as awesome as yourself.

Jimmy crack corn and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Let's go make babies.

I NEED tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens sometimes...

The Rachel Song (Rachel is so wonderful and...

It hurts you. And it hurts Jesus.

But WHY is the rum gone?!

Pantays! (And the panties song)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. One, two...

I'm going to die eating an oleander bush because it's poetic

HOY! Where is ur mom?!

Question

I was going to make this two questions, then I noticed that most of us do idolize our favorite bands, so...pick one.

Motion City Soundtrack, The Cure, Smashing Pumpkins,

Slipknot, Murderdolls, Lacuna Coil

Things my friends burn for me.

Any loud feminists...or just females.

Tori Amos, Wilco, Death Cab for Cutie

Phantom of the Opera and Emo things

Evanescence or any depressing Japanese music

Everything. No, really...Everything.

BaByFaCe, Mariah Carey,Gr33n Dae!!

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IF you grow up what will you be? No, I'm sorry. Being a bum is not an option.

I want to be a psychologist. I feel that I will really be able to relate to my patients.

My dad says if all else fails, I could be a good titty dancer.

A missionary. No, seriously.

I could be a writer...OR A WHORE!(runs off sobbing)

Something with computers or maybe the new lead singer for slipknot.

When I was little and unrealistic, I wanted to be a dinosaur.Now I'm bigger and unrealistic and I want to be an artist. Or a firetruck.

But I'd be a really cute bum.(looks) too bad I don't have a bum...

I don't know, but I want to have sex first.

A Toys R Us kid.

Question

I'm not asking you for suicide options.Tell me; what is your poison?

GREEN and yellow purple pills

Mommy's liquor

Friends,awesome things, good music

Poison? I don't wanna die, but I like cigarettes and glitter.

I don't smoke. I just like the smell.

Free drugs and pretty boys

Boys in dresses.

My boyfriend.

Lots and lots and lots and lots of alchohol.

Question

Here goes...It's one of those touchy questions so I should tread carefully.Or not.NAME THAT RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION!

Straight-Up Christian

I believe in God. I go to Philipino churches.

I don't even believe in you.

More-Man

I go to church with my mommy.

Paganism! Oh Goddess! *orgasms*

I'm agnostic. You can convert me when you find a religion that makes sence.

I go to church when I want.

I go to church to see my friends

Question

Now for a completely pointless question-If you were an animal, what would you be?

I wanna be a kitty cat

Ferrets!

PEN-GUN

Is a fairy an animal?

Bunnies have sex. All the time.

Can I be a mongoose-dog?

A teddy bear

A bitch

Question

Fun. Describe your sex drive.

I bet I'd be great in bed.

Masturbation is my friend. that is all I have to say.

I WANT SEX NOW!

I like sex. All the time. Until I get caught.

Everyone thinks I'm a lesbian.

I don't pay attention to where my hands go. It's not my fault the boys like it.

I like boys in dresses and girs out of dresses.

I'm not a whore, goddammit!

(covers ears) eww, sex!

Question

What do you value more than life?

Taco Bell

My Hair

Sex

Not drugs. WHAT?...no one believes me...

Me. Because I am the best. Ever.

My sister. My cat. Pretty pills.

THE PEOPLE I LOVE!...and maybe glitter a little more than them.

The people that happen to come with the sex

The car. It helps me leave. Often.

Question

What is your pet peeve?

Quizes that are too long.

Everything.

Mean People.

People who just WONT understand.

Scary old people

Drama over NOTHING.

My grandmother

Cold fronts in the spring.

When people talk about gross things. Like sex.

Question

I know we all have our days, but what does your hair look like at its best?

Short, Light, and Straightened within an inch of its life.

Short, Dark, and Curly

Medium/Longish, naturally whatever it is, and PROVACATIVE!

Band hair straight out of motley crue

Long and straight and dyed in some unnatural color

Board Straight, medium length, and dyed pretty colors like ILLYRIA cause she's blue. LIke me.

Long and dark and sometimes wavy

blonde, longish, fine, and straight

Almost Long, pretty colors, and better than yours

Question

What thought depresses you the most?

Being alone and having sex. Or sex in general.

Never having sex.

One day I might not be perfect.

I might grow up and nobody will love me because I'm a whore! And I'll die.

One day I might turn straight. And then I won't like boys... *cries*

I'm a carebear. The happy one.

I have to grow up and be responsible and work.

My grandparents will never die.

Puppies and kitties die!

Everything depresses me. I hate the world.

Question

THE LAST QUESTION...The quiz is over, what are you thinking?

*rolls in a tub of glitter*

I hate this quiz. You're dumb.

OOH! Who am I going to be?

Your generalization of my character upsets me. I'm going to go write in my journal.

Do I get favors for finishing? (wink)

Well the test isn't quite a cool as I am, but...

Someone had better take this test other than me.

I wonder if I'm still grounded...

I want my boy. I'm blue, like Illyria. Again. Wait, no; just my hair

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This one should be easy. Which food do you love, or at least find yourself eating all the time?

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I was going to make this two questions, then I noticed that most of us do idolize our favorite bands, so...pick one.

IF you grow up what will you be? No, I'm sorry. Being a bum is not an option.

I'm not asking you for suicide options.Tell me; what is your poison?

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Now for a completely pointless question-If you were an animal, what would you be?

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What is your pet peeve?

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