Which Too-Cool teacher are you?

Yes. Stay Behind.

No. I'm from BAAAaaatttthhhhh

I follow a cult where chocolate cake is our God

I cna't sepll ko??!

Question

Did you go to Hogwarts or any similar establishment?

Wingardium Leviosa!

Witchcraft! Purge Your Evil Souls!

I dno't udnertsnad.8'(

If the german dictionary cupboard counts as one of these cult establishments?

Question

Do you have an irrational fear your class are turning against you?

Yes! Sit down Jimmy! Stop throwing bricks at me! Why do you mock me so! AAARGH!

I have a cool and calm exterior like James Bond but I occasionally explode and my german cake insides cover the class

I hip and withit like bob the builder! Wicked!

God supports me in my trials with a CERTAIN class and some CERTAIN members of that class. So, yes. Stay behind.

Question

Do you like cake? And call your pupils fat??

Yes. Why, it is jolly good fun! Sometimes I poke them with sticks!

I generally don't eat. I'm too busy reciting the mantra,'they will enjoy my slideshows'x100

Cake's good. My whole family is a failure, though. And we give in easily to persuasion. It explains me having 23...no...24.....no....7....no...89 children

I gave it up for lent. Some of my pupils are fat but Jesus stays by my side in my troubles to solve world hunger. I am planning on feeding the fattest ones to Indian orphans.

Question

Do you often keep pupils behind for irrational reasons?i.e they had an opinion?

STOP IT! DID I ASK YOU TO EXPRESS YOURSELF IN A R.E CLASS? I DIDN'T THINK SO!Yes, stay behind.

Stop mocking me! Jsut beucase I'm disclecysc

Yes, they found me in a comprimising position in a dictionary cupboard....but the less about that the better.....

THE RADIO DID NOT BELONG TO MEEEE! fine we can discuss this issue after class. don't u dare lock me in the cupboard. that's it.. MOVE SEATS!

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Which Too-Cool teacher are you?

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Did you go to Hogwarts or any similar establishment?

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