Can you possibly match upto me?

In the world today there walks one man just daft enough to hurt himself with a spoon.... MEEEEE!
Lets find out if youre just mentally unballanced enough to walk amoung those who are proud to be called...BLOODY INSANE!

Get started with these questions...

1

You are in a feild practicing Kendo. 20 people charge you with nija swords, do you:

2

You are in town, 30 teens start to bully you, do you,

3

You are in rifle training, a scally shoots at you, do you,

4

Have you ever obliterated a, small village or town

5

While shopping for a prezzie for ya girl, the shop keeper says a rude thing at you, do you,

6

You are in town, jesus comes down and begins injecting souls into heaven, until he whips out a mini gun and craks some badas skulls, do you

7

DO YOU HATE THE FRENCH?

8

What do you think of GAYS

9

Is rock and roll really dead?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...