Can you possibly match upto me?

In the world today there walks one man just daft enough to hurt himself with a spoon.... MEEEEE!
Lets find out if youre just mentally unballanced enough to walk amoung those who are proud to be called...BLOODY INSANE!

Get started with these questions...

1

You are in a feild practicing Kendo. 20 people charge you with nija swords, do you:

Unleashe hell, killing them all in a hell storm of well calculated blows, resulting in a steaming pile of body parts.

Crap youre self and run

Try to reason with them

Rock back and forward saying 'you are the lord almighty'

2

You are in town, 30 teens start to bully you, do you,

rip the lead teens heart out,

crap your self and run

fall to the ground and cry

unleash hell.

obliterate a village with a spoon

3

You are in rifle training, a scally shoots at you, do you,

shoot back

club him to a pulp with the rifle butt

tell the warden

4

Have you ever obliterated a, small village or town

YES, but you cant prove it

MILLIONS

Crap youre self and fall to the ground.

Just about to

DOES LITHUANIA COUNT?

5

While shopping for a prezzie for ya girl, the shop keeper says a rude thing at you, do you,

Unleash hell,killing everything in a 20 block radius cos ya can

Let it go

Rob the place at night then burn it to the ground

complain to youre local MP

Crap your self and run

Smash the counter pull out a DESERT EAGLE and blow the bastards head off

lurk behind the keg in the corner, plotting the demise of the snail that just went past

6

You are in town, jesus comes down and begins injecting souls into heaven, until he whips out a mini gun and craks some badas skulls, do you

Whip out some kungfu moves and put jesus on ice

whip out a mini gun yourself

belive it is gods will and walk into the hail of bullets

eat pie with your gay freinds

consult some religious guy ( the pope i think)

7

DO YOU HATE THE FRENCH?

YES

KILL THEM ALL BLOODY COMMY SH**ES

No actually i quite like them

8

What do you think of GAYS

I am the only gay in the village

Lurk behind the keg in the corner

eat pie

KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!

9

Is rock and roll really dead?

HELL NOO!

HELL NOO! (whips out guitar)

I really dont care at all not a sausage

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