The Homo-Erotic Generator

You're gay... don't try to deny it... come out of the closit and embrace your own man-hood... that's it give it a good hug... you love it...

All is not well though... you have joined the big pink brotherhood... you've taken up wearing pink spandex and velour... every weekend you change your name to Josaphene... but your bum-chums still aren't sure what you stand for... let them know...