Poison Pen Name Generator

Are you a creative soul saddled with a ho-hum name that leaves your muse snoring and drooling upon your shoulder, rather than inspiring the wickedly delicious prose for your certain to be brilliant novel? What do Best Selling Authors have that you don't? Could it be as simple as an inspired psuedonym? Use the Poison Pen Name Generator and kill the competition!

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