The Bonefied Hick Name Generator

Sometime in our lives, we all end up wanting the same thing: to get back to our roots. Grass-roots. Barefoot. With a fabulous, one-of-a-kind tan.
Or, rather, sometime in our lives we all end up really needing a good alias.
You've come to the right place.

Which generation do you belong to?

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