Which Glendinningite Are You?

An in-joke gone so far it's almost drilled a hole right through. Two of our illustrious editors live in the same house; which of its inhabitants are you?
(aka The Longest In-Joke in the World)

Get started with these questions...

1

How's your English?

I'm forgeting more evry second

Evening classes ain't teaching me nothing

AAARGH dissertation!

Food?

2

What do you see when looking out your bedroom window?

Half a curtain and a bit of the city

People cooking

The whole city! awww

Grass

3

The first thing you drink after getting up:

Extra-strong coffee boiled in a little pot on the cooker

WHERE'S MY PINEAPPLE JUICE?

Need liquid. Dehydrated.

Tea! Yay! Awakeywakey tea!

4

How many xmas tree lights is it to your bedroom?

None. Bastards

Half of them

Most of them

ALL of them!

5

You mainly wear:

A grey fleece and some other random clothes

3 of each type of clothing

A black veneer

Multi-coloured fluffy jumpers and jogging bottoms

6

What time do you get up in the mornings?

10 am exactly. Every day. No earlier or later.

What on earth, it's not even light!

Mornings? Oh shoot I've got a lecture!

Good morning, housemates, I'm off to bed now.

7

What's your annoying kitchen habit?

Biological warfare, leaving food in cupboards to rot, etc.

Leaving food out and open overnight

Leaving washing up for other people to do

Flooding the kitchen any time you go near the sink

8

How do you feel about your computer?

What computer?

Which computer?

Broken. Always. *kicks it down the stairs*

Aargh, the ozone! The radiation!

9

To you, friends are..

Experimental test subjects

People with little sisters

Security blankets, with limbs!

People there to give me hour-long giggling fits

10

When was the last time you left the house?

I never come home

Some time in the past few days

I go out to uni *every* day!

Left? I don't understand

11

You hate:

Confrontation

Sobriety

Melodrama

Nastiness

12

What's underneath your bedroom?

Mould

Someone else

A room full of wedgie possibilities

A dark cave of torture, the walls lined with shards of glass

13

The smell you contribute most to the house:

Cigarette smoke

Sweat

Fart

Sweat with deodorant

14

Your taste in music:

Horrible and up itself

Horrible and inconsistent

Horrible and Spanish

Bizarre and inconsistent

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