Are you the bomb?
It's the end of the world as we know it. Seriously, it is, and your Messiah of choice has returned to collect the good souls and inject them into [heaven / eternal bliss / valhalla / a new life as a noble animal / enlightenment / a corporate sponsorship deal - delete as appropriate]. Or, rather, that's what you think He's come back to do, until he pulls out his Uzi and starts cracking some skulls. What do you do?
There are only two people left on Earth; one is you, and the other is a spankingly gorgeous human being, who you instantly develop a pants-spoilingly powerful lust for. It's up to you to restart the human race from scratch - but they are bleeding to death. You're in the middle of the desert - what do you do?
So, your city's power has gone off. Without their computers, DVD players, Sony Walkmen, electric nosehair trimmers or all-important TV sets, people are running screaming through the streets. Literally. So what's your reaction?
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