Which Horrible Affliction Are You?

You're lovely. We know you're lovely. You know you're lovely. But imagine you were a horrible, noxious affliction. Which one would you be?

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you prefer margarine to butter?

2

Do you enjoy the music of Britney Spears, N*Sync or the Backstreet Boys?

3

Have you ever found yourself singing in the shower?

4

Do you now, or have you ever, caused untold death and destruction in the third world (that you can remember)?

5

Do you hate injections?

6

Is disco really dead?

7

Would you consider yourself to be transmitted by apes?

8

Do you think that Adam Sandler is a funny man?

9

Have you ever forced anything to foam at the mouth or go mad in a painful and disturbing way?

10

Did Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slayer do it for you?

11

Do you laugh in the face of antibodies?

12

When a person is down, do you prefer altering the functions of their body in such a way that they slowly spiral towards death to simply kicking them?

13

Is it in a person's best interests to not have sex if you're involved?

14

Are decomposing cadavers your playground?

15

Have you ever obliterated a village?

16

Can you be cured?

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