Which Horrible Affliction Are You?

You're lovely. We know you're lovely. You know you're lovely. But imagine you were a horrible, noxious affliction. Which one would you be?

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you prefer margarine to butter?

Yes

No

2

Do you enjoy the music of Britney Spears, N*Sync or the Backstreet Boys?

Yes

No

3

Have you ever found yourself singing in the shower?

Yes

No

4

Do you now, or have you ever, caused untold death and destruction in the third world (that you can remember)?

Yes

No

5

Do you hate injections?

Yes

No

6

Is disco really dead?

Yes

No

7

Would you consider yourself to be transmitted by apes?

Yes

No

8

Do you think that Adam Sandler is a funny man?

Yes

No

9

Have you ever forced anything to foam at the mouth or go mad in a painful and disturbing way?

Yes

No

10

Did Riley from Buffy the Vampire Slayer do it for you?

Yes

No

11

Do you laugh in the face of antibodies?

Yes

No

12

When a person is down, do you prefer altering the functions of their body in such a way that they slowly spiral towards death to simply kicking them?

Yes

No

13

Is it in a person's best interests to not have sex if you're involved?

Yes

No

14

Are decomposing cadavers your playground?

Yes

No

15

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes

No

16

Can you be cured?

Yes

No

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