Why Are You Single?

Yes, you are single, ready to mingle and it is awesome... but why are you single? Why hasn't your true love arrived yet to whisk you away to the weird world of togetherness?

Get started with these questions...

1

What type of pet do you have?

Bird

Dog

Cat

Lizard

Fish

None

2

What would you enjoy discussing on a first date?

The evolution of man

What movies/music we like

Why past relationships didn’t work

Whatever my date wants to talk about

Myself

My job

3

Who do you live with?

My parents

My computer

Alone

A roommate

My pets

My ex, who just doesn’t want to move out

4

What do you and your friends enjoy doing most?

Texting

Party party party!

Gossiping

Painting the town red

Playing Chess

Shopping

5

How do you let someone know you like them?

I walk up to them and tell them

By flirting with them

I don’t – I just can’t

By paying for their drink

Just by making eye contact

By sending them a cryptic message

6

How are your cooking skills?

I suck!

Not bad as long as I have a recipe

Takeouts, anyone?

Not too shabby

Do freezer meals count?

I am a culinary whizz

7

What is your favorite online activity?

Checking out Facebook

Posting selfies to Instagram

Tweeting my opinions

Messaging friends

Updating my blog

Hacking

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