Plumpendicular: a plumb-line.
Beastlings-stirabout: porridge made with the first milk given by a cow after calving.
Pigritude: slothfulness.
Quiblet: a minor quibble.
Queuetopia: any place in which there are numerous queues.
Questmonger: someone making a living sitting on juries of inquisition.
Dwile flonking: English pub game involving sodden beer cloths.
Reesome: to place peas in small heaps.
Vix: a male fox.
Miauve: to mew, as a cat.
Quadrilapse: someone found guilty of fornication for the fourth time.
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