I am the god of teenage angst,
Scars and scabs and guns and tanks,
Life is pain, I give thanks,
I am the god of teenage angst.
I am the god of snort and bicker,
Water's cool but blood is thicker,
Don't know how I could go on without Wicca,
I am the god of snort and bicker.
I am the god that thinks life is shitty,
Slipknot and Coal Chamber, Manson and Kitty,
Linkin Park, Papa Roach, pink, black and pretty,
I am the god that thinks life is shitty.
I am the god of lightning blue hair,
Nobody loves me, nobody cares,
Why don't you listen to me? It's not fair!
I am the god of lightning blue hair.
I am the god that doesn't wash,
Proud cos i just figured out how to mosh,
Want to be street but secretly posh,
I am the god that doesn't wash.
I am the god of underage sex,
Pregnancy scares and syphillis checks,
Strange, creamy stains and red, speckled necks
I am the god of underage sex.
I am the god that doesn't exist,
Possibly stoned, possibly pissed,
Possibly overexerting my wrist,
I am the WHAT!?
