BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPSHUTUP
Ah, alarm set for 5:45. Fifteen more minutes of lovely sleep.
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPSHUTUPFORTHELOVEOFGOD
Ah, alarm set for 6:00. Fifteen more minutes of lovely sleep.
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEP..
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
BEEPBEEPALLRIGHTIGETTHEIDEA
Ah, alarm set for 6:15. Fifteen more minutes of
NO
Bad
Vertical now.
Walk
Walk
Walk
Nope, still actually asleep
Actual wakeage
Actual standage
Walk
Walk
Hey, getting good at this
Walk
Doorframe
Bannister
Bit of wall
Pain
Walk
Bathroom!
I thank you
Shower
Shower again
Remember to get inside this time
Shave
ABORT ABORT ABORT
Add shaving foam
Shave
Pain
Screaming
Dying
Wash face
Check time
Alarm clock: 6:50
Fuck!
Other alarm clock: 5:50
Hm
Clock in hall: 5:50
Clock in kitchen: 5:50
Hm
BT Speaking Clock: 5:50
Hm
First alarm clock: 6:50
Hm
Why is every clock wrong except this one?
Hm
Still only one accurate clock in world
Hm
Speaking Clock again
Has not adjusted itself
Hm
Accurist my arse
Think logically
Time on alarm clock #1 can be manually altered
Time on alarm clock #2 is set by radio from Greenwich
Time on alarm clock #1 is very easy to get mixed up with time set for alarm
This has often happened before
Thinks
Thinks
Thinks
Doesn't think
Thinks
Thinks
DEAR FUCKING CHRIST SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH TIME ITSELF
AAAAAH
AAAAAH
AAAAAH
Mm, cup-a-soup
AAAAAH
Perhaps space is wrong too?
Would explain doorframe
Hate doorframes
The man who was walked into by doors
Booker Prize pending
Hm
Thinks
Thinks
THINKS HARDER
Thinks
Thinks
(gap)
Moment of horrible clarity
Oh
Oh dear
Oh dear
One more hour of morning to kill
Unless SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH TIME ITSELF
Will return to above theory later
(Or EARLIER?!)
One lovely hour of freedom
All activities of the world at hand
Anything I desire
Such opportunity
Thinks
Thinks
Thinks
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