Which Unpleasant Establishment Are You?

Everyone should come twice a year. Or else we yell at you.

All of autumn, all of winter, and all of spring, baby. Even part of summer, too.

Hopefully never. But some people just can't stay out of trouble.

Eh, it depends. Less often the older you get.

I recommend once a year.

Question

How comfortable are your facilities?

As chilly and bright as possible. Possibly with hard seats and out-of-date magazines to read while you wait.

Plastic chairs and fluorescent lighting.

Wooden benches probably aren't too comfortable...but that's not my problem.

Um..sometimes there are plastic chairs. Sometimes you just have to stand for a few hours.

Usually pretty comfortable. Oh yeah, except for the lights with half the energy of the sun.

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Are you expensive?

Ohhhhh yeah.

You get what you pay for...and you don't pay anything for me, so you're sure to get no quality whatsoever.

I'm pretty darn expensive, yeah.

Nah, I'm pretty cheap.

I can be quite pricey depending on your situation.

Question

How do small children react when they're forced to visit you?

Oh God, they squeal like you wouldn't believe.

They're usually pretty ticked off. But at least they get to see their friends.

Kids don't normally visit me.

Kids don't really visit me, either, unless they're with their parents or siblings.

Eh, they're pretty indifferent. Some of them might even think I'm a little cool. *blush*

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Are your employees rude, inefficent, non-native speakers of English, or mentally deficient in some way?

Usually.

That about sums it up, yeah.

Well, in our defense, everyone here is usually pretty darn educated.

You bet! Some of our employees aren't native speakers of *any* language!

Nah, we're usually on top of things.

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