Are You A Non-Confrontational Weasel?

Sneak into the library wearing a hooded sweatshirt / ski mask and leave them on a table

Burn down the library

Bring them back in person only so you can declare that as a taxpayer, you own the whole library.

Put them in the book drop and run.

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How do you end relationships?

I put trace amounts of arsenic in their tea over a two year period

I create an alphabetized list of their faults and fax it to them

I emigrate

I tell them that they deserve better and shall surely find it

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You're at a bar, and someone questions your girlfriend's honor. Do you:

Laugh moronically?

Challenge him to a duel at sunrise?

Accuse her of inviting such commentary by wearing a short skirt / tight jeans / red lipstick?

Crawl back into the hole in which you live, cover the entrance with leaves, and renounce human contact?

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Are you afraid of :

Dying alone and unloved?

The Feds?

Your mother?

The number thirteen / solar eclipses / disturbing mummies ?

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Where is the love of your life?

Mouldering in the grave, except for certain bits, which are in the fridge.

Love is all around.

Here, in my mind's eye.

On her honeymoon with another man.

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