The Idiot Test

Yes finally, it is here. We at the institute, faced with what seemed the impossible, have put our colossal brains to the rigorous and excruciating task of developing a means of testing just how stupid we really are. In an even more torturous exercise in stupidity, we have developed a test that you can try at home RIGHT NOW! Will the wonders of our beloved corporation never cease? Come, gentle friend, bask in the glow of our radiant logo as we bring to you, the valued customer, for the first time, an exclusive Idiot Test!

Get started with these questions...

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Are you:

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When you think of yourself as an inanimate object you see yourself as:

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When someone is speaking to you, you are thinking:

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If you had to choose, which of the following would you sacrifice to serve a cannibal?

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When you vote (hypothetically) you would choose:

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If you were running for mayor, your first task would be:

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When in a crowd the phrase you would be most likely to shout is:

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The last record I purchased:

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I would learn a new language because:

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In your spare time you:

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When in public, the people who see you:

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How often have you considered buying an SUV, 4WD or any other large "off-road" vehicle?

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If aliens had landed on this planet you believe that:

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Your favorite TV show is:

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If there were one part about yourself you could change, What would it be?

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If you were a spice girl you would be:

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If you were a gay icon you would be:

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Your favorite book is:

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When you dream you are most likely to dream of:

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You are completing this test because:

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