Which SCDS Teacher Are You?

"A sort of bluish gray, and I must say, the clouds are a bit tenuous, but they seem to have an ethereal glory and...."

"It's blue, like the color of the bra that girl over there is wearing that everyone can see because that shirt is waaaay to revealing!! DETENTION!!!"

"It's blue, silly goose!"

"Oh, oh, oh, if I say it's green, will the computer explode into a million pieces? Wow, that would be so cool..."

"Sky? Color? That's all irrelevant."

"Why are you looking out the window again? Will you pay attention for once in my class?"

Question

The Veteran's Day Assembly is today!

"Let's see what students we can catch talking!"

"Gaah....that's so boring! Wouldn't it be funny if we rigged the microphone so it sounds like the speaker farted?"

"...okay, whatever..."

"OH, YES!"

"Great! This'll be a nice little time for us to learn! Yay for learning!"

Question

That girl forgot her homework at home AGAIN.

"Ah well! Five points off your average!"

"That's okay, just bring it tomorrow. But please be more responsible!"

"You WHAT?! Oh, you little weasel, I know you're out to get me!! I know it!!"

"She did? Oh, I didn't know. Well, that's okay, I have confidence she did it at home and it was just an everyday mistake."

Question

Britney Spears is going to perform at the next pep rally!

"Um.....ooooookay..."

"Well that'll be interesting"

"AW, YES! SCORE!! I CAN'T WAIT!!" *drool*

"Out of all the places, she's coming HERE?"

"You know, funny story, my daughter was looking through this magazine and she found this cute little tabloid thing.."

"If she wears something inappropriate, I'll throw a fit!!"

"Wait, why wasn't I told this? You insubordinate simpletons!!"

Question

Favorite sport?

w00t for Basketball...

Bocce

FOOTBALL!! I LIVE FOR IT!!

Soccer and Volleyball!

Well, I kinda like soccer, but volunteer work is enough for me.

Golf and Tennis

Question

Hey look, it's God!

"Okay, stop fooling around and for the last time, are you paying attention to what I'm teaching up here?"

"Great Scott!!"

"Oh hey, now I can ask him if he really made humanity out of his boogers!"

"You expect me to fall for that? I'm not stupid"

"Well what'dya know?"

Question

gasp Someone just flicked you off!

"Well that's easy....detention for you!"

*stare* "....................."

"You know, buddy, if you hate me, you can turn your butt around and just walk out the door and talk to Mister Garten. Or if you need to talk to me, just say so. I need to know why you hate me."

"Okay, screw you.."

Y-You hate me..? *sniffle*

Question

Football Game! What are you doing?

"I'm cheering those kids on!! WOOHOO!"

"I'm out there yelling and coaching until I pass out, man!"

"Great, you just made me lose my page. Ah well, I can always start 'Gone With the Wind' over again."

"If I see any vandals, I'll go ballistic and hand out detentions....I've even rehearsed it...okay, first I'll say.."

"I'm so proud of those guys out there! They're really trying their hardest!"

Question

Aw, your student got an F on his test!

"Well, maybe we can sit down and talk about what he could do better."

"I'll just point out everything he did wrong and let him figure the rest out."

"HA HA. Stupid kid. Always was stupid, always will be." *writes a big fat F in the gradebook

"Come by later and let's go over all the problems you missed.."

Question

I Am the Cheese

"Hey, that's a book!"

"Hey, me too!"

"Please don't speak out in class."

"Uh, okee dokee then.."

Question

And finally, what would you do if you could meet Flannery O'Connor?

"OH YESSSS!!!! HEAVEN ON EARTH!"

"That'd be nice. I'd like to meet her and shake her hand!"

"Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS if she didn't mean to put all those symbols in her story and she just killed the characters because she hated their names?"

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Which SCDS Teacher Are You?

Get started with these questions...

A student asks "What color is the sky today?"

The Veteran's Day Assembly is today!

That girl forgot her homework at home AGAIN.

Britney Spears is going to perform at the next pep rally!

Favorite sport?

Hey look, it's God!

gasp Someone just flicked you off!

Football Game! What are you doing?

Aw, your student got an F on his test!

I Am the Cheese

And finally, what would you do if you could meet Flannery O'Connor?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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Which SCDS Teacher Are You?

Get started with these questions...

A student asks "What color is the sky today?"

The Veteran's Day Assembly is today!

That girl forgot her homework at home AGAIN.

Britney Spears is going to perform at the next pep rally!

Favorite sport?

Hey look, it's God!

*gasp* Someone just flicked you off!

Football Game! What are you doing?

Aw, your student got an F on his test!

I Am the Cheese

And finally, what would you do if you could meet Flannery O'Connor?

What do you think, did we get it right? Comment here...

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gasp Someone just flicked you off!