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Do Geese Like You?

by Gail

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

It's fall, and that means one thing in the midwest - a goose invasion! Don't you think its important to find out if geese like you?

Are you fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy?

No.

Sometimes

Yes.

I'll bite you! See if I don't!

Do you have any bread?

No, but I'd like it if you gave me some.

No, sorry.

Yes, but you can't have any.

GIVE ME THAT BREAD

What kind of pillows do you like?

Oh, a nice soft primaloft one.

Yes, a lovely down one.

I don't have a pillow.

A very hard, lumpy one.

It is Winter. Where do you want to go?

Florida. It's so nice there.

Southern Illinois, of course.

Minnesota.

Anywhere there are geese for me to shoot.

Do you throw rocks?

Yes, of course.

No, I'd never throw a rock.

I'd rather bite you.

Only when provoked.

What do your babies look like?

Oh, sort of pinkish.

They are hellions and run after things immediately.

Fuzzy. So Fuzzy.

I don't have children.

What are you looking at?

Nothing, I swear.

You, want to make something of it?

You, and I'm feeling grouchy.

This bag of lovely bread I am going to feed to the birds.

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