Welcome to the Dark Side: the Flat 8 test

Aussie, just turned 18

Canadian, just turned 21

Aussie, just turned 19

American, just turned 23

Aussie, 18

Aussie, 19

just turned 21, but my nationality, well I get so confused sometimes....

Question

What do you eat for breakfast?

baked beans, usually in a bowl

baked beans on toast, I like it to be a full and balanced meal

omelettes, I am a domestic godess!

coffee, sweet caffinated goodness

Wheatbix, I love cardboard in the morning!

strawverry jam on toast, and the chair, and the table, and the counter....

oatmeal, fruit, yogurt, jam on toast, vegemite on toast, salmon, maybe some pasta.....

Question

People can tell you're in the kitchen by smelling.....

burning, just burning

roast chicken or homemade pasta sauce

chocolate chip cookies or red meat ( I like me the kangaroo)

peanut butter, it goes on everything!

sausages

coffee, I consume nothing else

Dim Sims, gotta love that cabbage smell!

Question

What's your biggest flat concern?

I have none I do whatever I damn want!

Those goddamn dishes!!

the flat needs to cleaned the EXACT same way Mom does it dammit!

the TV

is Neighbors on yet?

Halloween! that and everybody's business

that I don't have to be there

Question

What's on your door?

things Jen and Aliya gave me

my sparkly stickers

a "happy" sign, then a Peter Pan picture, both from the loud one

a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles picture from Jen

cute things, mostly from Jen

a picture from Jen, and my nametag from the super-cool RA convention

my name in hawaiian, a picture I colored, a comic my dad sent me, Halloween decorations, and a lei on the knob...what?

Question

Your flatmates are most likely to hear you say

"Americans are so stupid!"

"I don't know, why?"

" So I'm thinking it's time for some more cookies!"

"Mmm, delicious to meet you!"

"Can you wash this?"

"You actually going to eat that?"

"huh?" or "WHEEEEE!"

Question

Sounds from your room-

the latest pop hits on the radio!

punk music, or the PINGS! of instant messenger

Jack Johnson, or angry german metal music

loud singing of any kind of music, but that's from the shower, from my room? Me loudly talking to...myself

Bollywood tunes or Celine Dion

Rap, with the base so loud your windows rattle biotch!!

video games

Question

Everyone knows when your home because...

the pop music you cna hear through my door

because wherever I am in the flat....you can hear me talking

I'm sprawled out watching TV

you can hear the base in my car pulling in from a mile away

there's food ALL OVER the kitchen

my door's open and I'm in the kitchen doing domestic godess-like things

they dont, I slip in and out like a shadow!

Question

You in the flat can be summed up in one phrase

crazy american

holed up to study

fortress of solitude (which is not in the flat)

mmm beer.....

the grown-up

my tv! MINE!

controversial

Question

Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yerm. Eh, maybe...when I was drunk

If you didn't hear it, then I didn't do it

No, but I may have caused it....

Menferh

No but I saved one (with my R.A. super-powers)

Wouldn't you like to know?

Not yet......it's on my To-Do List though

Question

You leave the flat to go where?

My job at the butt-crack of dawn, classes, and home

To mooch off of others

the Waterford or other bars

my Fortress of Solitude, where we save the world of EUH!

Home, so I can chill with my homies, and my mom

My job, classes, and wherever my social life takes me!

I used to leave to to the city and the beach, now I jsut stay in bed mostly, hmmmm sleep

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Welcome to the Dark Side: the Flat 8 test

Get started with these questions...

What's your nationality and age?

What do you eat for breakfast?

People can tell you're in the kitchen by smelling.....

What's your biggest flat concern?

What's on your door?

Your flatmates are most likely to hear you say

Sounds from your room-

Everyone knows when your home because...

You in the flat can be summed up in one phrase

Have you ever obliterated a village?

You leave the flat to go where?

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