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Which One of My Books Do You Most Resemble?

by Scintilla

This is a user-written personality test created with the Personality Test Generator. Rum and Monkey isn't responsible for its content, however good or bad it may be.

I happen to have hundreds of books just lying around, and each one has its own distinct personality. Answer these questions to find out which one of my dusty tomes you most resemble.

Do you have any clue what the word "ablative" means?
 
Have you murdered and/or been a witness to the murder of a dog recently?
 
If you could own any type of vehicle, what would it be?
 
Do you find yourself appearing in court regularly?
 
Are you British?
 
Has anything ever inexplicably broken when you're angry?
 

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