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WONDER IF IT WILL LAST PAST YOUR BEDTIME.

ARE CONVINCED THAT THEY ONLY INVITED YOUR GROUP BECAUSE OF YOUR FRIEND.

CHOOSE A COOL OUTFIT AND WONDER WHAT'LL GO DOWN TONIGHT.

INVITE SOMEONE ELSE TO GO WITH YOU.

END UP GOING: THEY PROMISED THERE WOULD BE A BUFFET.

REPEATEDLY CHECK YOUR HAIR AND CLOTHES IN THE MIRROR BEFORE LEAVING.

CAN'T WAIT. THIS PARTY IS GON BE SO DANK

SUPPOSE YOU COULD TAKE SOME TIME FROM YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE TO HANG OUT.

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT... FATHERS?

I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

I WISH I COULD IMPRESS HIM ;_;

WHATEVER

WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME? ;_____;

MY EXPERIENCE WITH A BAD FATHER HAS MADE MY CHARACTER THAT MUCH MORE APPEALING

FATHERS SUCK

WHAT? OH FATHERS? YES, THEY BELONG IN PRISON

HE LIES! HE ALWAYS LIES!!!!!!!!

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WHICH OF THESE SONGS DO YOU LIKE BEST? (OR HATE LEAST?)

"BRING DA RUCKUS" - WU TANG CLAN

"WHAT I GOT" - SUBLIME

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

"I'M NOT OKAY" - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

"TIK TOK" - KE$HA

"PEOPLE ARE STRANGE" - THE DOORS

CAMPFIRE SONGS~

"THE PRISONER" - IRON MAIDEN.

Question

WHICH HISTORICAL/FICTIONAL PERSON DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH THE MOST?

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

DRACO MALFOY

INDIANA JONES

TUTENKHAMEN

THE BUDDHA

HENRY VIII

PIPPIN TOOK

BIGGIE SMALLS

Question

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT BALD MONK WITH TATTOOS?

WHERE WHERE IS HE OMG WHERE? TELL ME OR I'LL KILL YOU

HE'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN

IDK HE SEEMS LIKE A CHILL GUY

I HATE IT WHEN HE'S ALL ~LOGICAL AND ~COMPASSIONATE

IDGI, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH THIS KID?

WELL, WE'RE BFFS

WE HAVE A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP

HOW DOES HE ALWAYS ELUDE ME? AM I THAT INCOMPETENT?!?!?!!!11

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YOUR THOUGHTS ON WOMEN?

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO THEM AND THEN YOU GET STUFF!!! :B

I HATE GIRLS

I REALLY GET ALONG WELL WITH THEM~~

I'M ALL SET ;)

I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE

WERE THEY LAUGHING AT ME? DO THEY THINK I'M UGLY? WAAA

COME ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE WE MEEEEE

Question

IN YOUR SPARE TIME, YOU LIKE TO...

READ FANFICTION

WRITE IN MY DIARY

FANGIRL

GO ON ADVENTURES

TOKE UP

PLAY WITH MY DOLLS. I MEAN ACTION FIGURES

WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

IDK, DEPENDS ON WHAT MY FRIENDS WANT TO DO

Question

JUST PICK ONE. OKAY.

HONORRRRR

LIKE A BOSS

ANGST

AZULA MADE ME PLAY A WEIRD GAME :/

HAY THERE, SUGAR TITS

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD, TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER

LIARS

I'M GOING OUT FOR FIREFLAKES, YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING?

Question

ZUTARA

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

NOOOOOOOOOO

I'VE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES, WE AREN'T AN ITEM, GOD DAMMIT

OOOH

WE'RE JUST REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIENDS

MAI WOULD FUCKING KILL ME

WUT

I'LL GIVE ANYTHING A SHOT

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A STRANGER INVITES THE GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU'RE WITH TO A PARTY. YOU:

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT... FATHERS?

WHICH OF THESE SONGS DO YOU LIKE BEST? (OR HATE LEAST?)

WHICH HISTORICAL/FICTIONAL PERSON DO YOU IDENTIFY WITH THE MOST?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT BALD MONK WITH TATTOOS?

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