Rum and Monkey

I was super once, but I'm not really any longer.

I'm so super my mom had to buy me stainless steel Garanimals.

Someday, with luck, and the help of God, I might be super.

People quake when I walk by, at the sheer superness of my superity.

Duh wha?

Don't make me hurt you, pal.

I'm a little teapot.

How much are you paying me for this?

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Question

Bah, doors are for weaklings.

Um, would you mind opening that for me?

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Question

With or without my 50 lb. leg weights?

How high do you got?

I'm high right now, man.

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