Rum and Monkey

Beat him until he has no choice but to yield

Threaten him to give it to you

Better luck next time

Imagine what you'd do to him if you had the balls for it

There's plenty more of that in the world

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Question

''Here's all I have, don't hurt me!''

''Who the FUCK do you think you're messing with?!?!''

''...'' *kill*

''We can work this out, right?''

''Here's a kindly warning, sir, stop or I'll have to kill you.''

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Act

Speak

Survive

Kill

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