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Who are you that wins?

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Have you ever obliterated a village?

Yes, all the time

No, but I voulenteered to rebuild an obliterated village

Not personally, but I did bring destruncion upon it inadvertantly

There are no villages left to obliterate, but I would if there were

Why stop at a village, I obliterate entire worlds

I would never do that, I would kill the obliterator

How would you describe yourself?

agile and quick

sleek and enigmatic

a little strange

an empty slate ready to be filled

all around awesome

pure hearted

Pick Your Favorite

water sports

keys

trees

cats

parasitic worms

long, sharp objects

Are you skinny?

yes, and asian

yes, with bitchin ass tattoos

no, i'm large and purple

yes, and short

yes, and black, literally

When do you act?

When the boss is prepared

When evil attacks

Whenever the hell i feel like it

When annoying children attack

When the screen breaks

OH NO! A giant monster of evil and death attacks! What do you do?

Protect everyone

Rape a tree because heaven is boring

Watch and laugh

Kill it, then make another one that's on my side

Weapon of Choice?

An epic sword!

Magic!

Stealth.

Trees

Total Pwnage!!!!

What's your best friend like?

a super hot nun!

a tree

I do not have any friends

a surly midget

a magical duck and a retarded dog

whatever random person i meet

What's your favorite food?

cheesecake ftw

rotten meat

tree "sap"

roast duck

random shit thrown into a blender with a bendy straw

bread, and water

Did you like this quiz?

Yes

OMG I loved it

I prefer trees

heck yeah

no, i hate everything

if I can eat it

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