What Slang Word For Penis Are You?

Now you will never need to stay up at night, pondering such questions as, 'Am I a Cock or a Dick?' thanks to this new test!

Get started with these questions...

1

How often do you use profanity or swear?

2

Are you British?

3

Have you ever sacrificed a goat to George Bush?"

4

Are you Religous?

5

Is your name William?

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Is your name Richard?

7

Are you a male Chicken?

8

Have you ever been used to open a door?

9

Are you a British Playwright?

10

Which of these musical acts best represents your style?

11

Have you ever obliterated a village?

12

What do you think about communism?

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