The Biblical Clique Test

I don't care. As long as they don't mess with me.

I don't care. I commit a lot of sins myself anyway.

They are immoral people! They should burn in hell!

They are bad persons. I will avoid such people.

Why mind sex video scandals? We should put our minds to more important issues like the National Elections!

I don't care. My opinion does not matter anyway.

Will I get a commission if I take their videos?

Question

Which of the adjectives below BEST describes my family?

Religious, we go to Mass on Sundays and follow all the rules.

Influential, we are well-connected.

Powerful, we make things happen where we are.

Rich, but don't ask where we get our money. (twink)

Outcast, we are looked down upon by society.

Private, we don't mingle with people not of our kind.

Socially-aware, we are always involved in issues concerning the country.

Question

How do you feel when you are in church?

Why bother with my feelings? It's a requirement.

I feel good being seen as a good Catholic.

Uncomfortable. I think I am the most sinful person in the building.

Great! The rich and powerful should be seen in church at least sometimes.

Ashamed. I feel like I don't belong.

Aloof, except when I am with really holy and prayerful people.

Why go to church? Go to the streets instead! Fight for justice and serve the poor.

Question

If you had the chance to cheat in a test, what would you think?

Absolutely not. It's forbidden.

If I can get away with it, why not?

Will I get really high grades?

Will the teacher like me more?

I don't care about my grades. I'm a nobody anyway.

No! Why should I go the same way as cheaters?

To hell with all cheaters! Especially those in government places!

Question

In case aliens take over the earth, what would you do?

I will do my usual business and befriend them if I have to.

If they'll give me some of their good stuff, why not be buddies with them?

I'll try my luck and approach them right away! Who knows? They might make me puppet US President. That's not too bad.

We need not be friends. But I'll accept jobs from them if I can get good cash out of it.

I'd rather stay at home. Those aliens wouldn't really bother about me, like most humans.

I'll flee to the mountains and have nothing to do with those creatures!

War! We will liberate the earth from these invaders!

Question

What do you think about heaven?

We must try to be as perfect as we can to get there.

Who cares? As long as I enjoy my life now.

I'm a sinner. I'm probably not welcome.

I am good. Mose people are worse than I am and I never go with them.

Who knows? I might still be lonely there without any friends. (tears)

Heaven is something we create on earth. We must do everything to make justice reign again.

Question

If I told you that Jesus is coming to your house today, what will be the first thing that you'll have in mind?

Sure! He's most welcome. He'll feel at home with holy people.

Wait? I think I'll have to keep some CDs and Magazines.

Are you serious? He'll never go to a house like mine! I will have to keep away almost everything first.

is he bringing a nice gift?

Really??? Nobody has ever been interested to go.

Great! But oh my! I'd better clean and fix the house this very moment to make sure it's perfect.

Why not? Will he also go to our political rally tomorrow?

Question

Which of the following is MOST IMPORTANT for you?

Morality

Safety

Money

Power

Being accepted

Purity

Social change

Question

In a party, I am likely to be seen with which group of people?

The goody-goody ones

The cool ones

I'd be selling something or at least make future business connections.

The alpha-males of course! We rule!

The outcasts. I don't go to parties anyway!

I hate parties. Lots of evil things happen there (God-knows-what)! I'd rather stay home and study.

Why go to parties? Why not go to a political activity that can change the world or society?

Question

Which of the following, for you, is the BEST person?

The Perfect, one who follows all the laws.

The One with No Problems, one who manages to get through life without being harmed.

The Rich, it doesn't matter how he got rich.

The Powerful, no matter what the cost.

The Loved, who is liked by everybody.

The Pure, who never associates with sinners.

The Revolutionary, who made the world a better place even at the cost of his life.

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The Biblical Clique Test

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What will you think of people you know if they get involved in a sex video scandal?

Which of the adjectives below BEST describes my family?

How do you feel when you are in church?

If you had the chance to cheat in a test, what would you think?

In case aliens take over the earth, what would you do?

What do you think about heaven?

If I told you that Jesus is coming to your house today, what will be the first thing that you'll have in mind?

Which of the following is MOST IMPORTANT for you?

In a party, I am likely to be seen with which group of people?

Which of the following, for you, is the BEST person?

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