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The "What Movie Character are You?" Test

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We all like to think taht we're one. I know i like to think I'm Pvt. Pile from Full Metal Jacket. Who are you?

What country do you come from?

I from Cuba.

I don't know :(

America. Greatest country in the world!

England

The country of the me being from is the being from of the country I'm from, eh?

I can't believe it's not butter!

What is your weapon of choice?

The mind is the best weapon.

A flying metal suit, with all the add-ons!

A carabine assault rifle with a grenade launcher attached, man.

I have a pimp cane... but i don't use it as a weapon.

A pistol with one shot and a sword.

I can't believe it's not butter!

What's your favourite colour?

The colour of my enemies blood man... but not red! Fucking communists...

I don't know...

Red!

Fucking communist above me...

I can't believe it's not butter!

Butter?

What?

What the fucking fuck?

No, chocolate.

Aaa. Hmm.

I can't believe it isn't!

Hypothetically, if a group of your enemies were aproaching your house, heavily armed, wearing kevlar, and started shooting the shit out of your guards, who ask you to let them into your room, what do you do?

Let them in and call the police!

get out my weapon of choice, and take all their fucking bullets!

Run for it!

This is getting old...

You fought off / fled from the first wave, but you see even more coming. What do you do?

Kick some ass with serious style!

"Wanna go to war? Ok, i take you to war!"

I don't deserve this!

I don't deserve this! Well, i do, but y'know.

I still can't believe it's not butter!

How would your decide your heir?

I need a little kid, man.