What footballer are you?

Go and puch that fan in the head. HIS CHEERING IS PISSING U RITE OFF!

Gracefully pass it to your teammate who taps it in.

Score.

Try a few step overs and then when a fly lands on ur foot , jump on the floor.

Kick the ground by accident.

Score in a boring way.

2

Question

Someone slides into you in a dangerous tackle, do you...

Skip over their legs.

Get out a golf club and smash them around the head!

Fall over.

Spit at him then headbut him then kick him!

Cleverly pass the ball away.

Use your strength to keep running.

3

Question

4 defenders are rushing towards you, do you...

Dribble the ball back towards ur own net.

Smash a rocket shot into the top left hand corner.

Shoot. Miss. Moan.

Float a ball to ur lanky teamate who heads it in.

Sod football lets play rugby.

Just smash them all with a round house kick!

4

Question

U lose ur boots pre match, do you...

Refuse to play. You can play without ur gold tipped, diamony encrusted celeb boots.

Get ur russian bootmaker grandpa to make u some.

Cry.

Run down to JJB and buy some.

U blame it on a fan and chainsaw his head off!

Pray for some new ones.

5

Question

Nike want u in their new advert. What do you do?

Say no

I HATE NIKE!

Anything to get my handsome mug on TV.

As long as it's about rugby.

6

Question

What's ur hobbies other than football?

Swimming

Looking in the mirror

Rugby

Cage fighting

Gelling up my hair.

Praying.

7

Question

What colors ur hair.

Blondey browny gingery black type colour.

PISS OFF!

Black

Brown

IM a dumbass blonde.

Portugese colour.

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