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What kind of rifle are you?

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Answer the questions below to find out what kind of rifle you would be.

If you were stranded on a desert island, the first thing you would do is:
 
If you could choose any person to spend a weekend vacation with, it would be:
 
You are about to be executed, for your final meal you choose:
 
A Civil War/Revolution is brewing in your country, your response:
 
The best defense against a human wave attack is:
 
Pirates make a comeback in the Caribbean. You will:
 
If money and laws were no object, what would you keep as a pet?
 
The best thing in life is:
 
Where would you most like to go on your next vacation:
 
Some friends are coming over to your place, for dinner you:
 

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