Would you do well as my assistant

I need an assstant to take over the world and destroy the chavs that ruin the reputation of our island race we call Britain. Would you fit in?

Get started with these questions...

1

Do you speak foreign languages?

2

Is your head bullet proof

3

Where do you stand in the lemon and lime debate

4

Are you already dead

5

What music do you like

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Are you sane

7

If a stranger came to your house and smiled at you what would you do

8

Are you English

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Are you a buisnees person

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